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Monday, October 28, 2013

Perfect Day List

I’ve never been good about flossing my teeth. I ramp up a few weeks before my dentist visit and keep it up for a few weeks after. After that I add it to my Perfect Day List.

On a perfect day, I would sleep soundly till 6 a.m., wake up peacefully without an alarm, brush, floss, exercise, shower, have only one cup of coffee, pray insightfully, write fluidly, and have a healthy breakfast—all before 8 a.m. The day would continue to be productive and predictable—with no surprises. At the end of the day, everything and everyone would be taken care of, all tasks on my list would be accomplished efficiently, and all the calories I ate all day would go to fortifying my brain instead of expanding my abs. On a perfect day like this, I might even brush and floss again before bedtime.

Suffice it to say, I can’t remember the last time I had a perfect day. Even so, I keep a perfect day list just in case one comes along. I add to the list regularly. When I don’t really feel like working something into my normal, not-so-perfect life, I just add it to the perfect day list. Now, you might suspect I’m just putting things off, or procrastinating... You see, it’s not that I don’t think all these things are very important, I do—but I can’t help it if everything in my day doesn’t line up evenly and neatly! Oh, no…I’m not procrastinating. I’m merely waiting for that perfect day.

All kidding aside, I realize that waiting for the perfect timing is a way of justifying my procrastination. There are very few flawless days. Most of our time on earth is merely a chain of imperfect days, strung together like cracked beads. It would take very little for the whole thing to fall apart…

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